An old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, mocking the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said: "Will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the city."
"Well Mr. Mayor, I voted against you in the last election."
If you like black jokes:
Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares! Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
nijednu srpsku rec nije upotrebio.ali nemoj ti da mislis da ja neznam sta on pise.
mene instikta nikad ne vara.rekao si kako ste nam uzeli kosovo i kako ste duplo jaci od rusije, kineza i nas zajedno...i kaako cete da nas nabijete na...necu sad po forumu da prevodim
sram te bilo
samo da znas da ja znam kosi ti
sad se verovatno pitas kako sam te provalio...sta da ti kazem...iskustvo.
nego bjezi ti odavde dok nisam saznao ko si i dok ti nisam poslao otrovni sir na kucnu adresu. (zahvaljujem se komsiji mitru koji proizvodi kvalitetan bojni otrov svaki dan nege posle rucka)
Dana 2008-02-20 13:07, asmir89 je napisao:
English jokes are just not funny. Correct me if I'm wrong
You are mistaken friend, "Only Fools and Horses" is a British TV show achieved astonishing ratings in the world. It stands for the best television sitcom ever. Besides, the jokes I offered fits in American collected works.
Well, you grew up with those jokes so they have to be funny. Not all of us share the same opinion
This is funny:
This definetly not:
An old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, mocking the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said: "Will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the city."
"Well Mr. Mayor, I voted against you in the last election."
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20.02.2008. u 00:37
